Nazi Germany jokes
When you fail art school.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
