How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
Named my dog syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say “get Down syndrome”
I SHIT ON YOUR FURNITURE.
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
