There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, parents aren't home.
if u play game go play on ur sis
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party
The invitation
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
I put the fun in funeral
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
