Fun jokes

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.