Fun jokes

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...