Fun jokes

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."