Friends jokes
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!