My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.
hey gwen... I had a freind named gwen in preschool. The preschool was cascade christian and in washington (wich is close to oragan, I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot but I think you might be the same gwen. if not, ok.
My freind Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time"
i asked my freind cammy waht is 55+68 and he was to say it in words he replyed whith swebin
My Freind: Your Ugly The Ophanage: That's What I said To All My Children
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
why did the number 10 make freinds with 0 because you have $100 dolars
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other freind about what they must cherish. One says he cherishes his family the other cherishes his parents and a man comes in points at the chair’s and says “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
