My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
