What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Four big guys.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
