Fort Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Misdirection

A photograph of an Xbox dashboard showing a friends list. A red circle and arrow highlight a user named Jxyhuh Juan Yrueys playing Fortnite. Text at the bottom reads 'playing fort in the big 25' with a wilted rose emoji. Directly above the circled user is another friend whose status says they are playing 'Call of Booty Black Cocks 2', a vulgar parody of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

Jokes

Nickname

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

"Fortnite"

Immaturity

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

Mom

Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

Mom: It's a pillow fort.

Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

Me: Not good enough... OUT!