One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Forehead Jokes
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Nie cut G.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Your mum's foreheads.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Ur face.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
