Forehead

Forehead Jokes

Red Dot

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Friend

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

Lottery Ticket

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Mama

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Bullseye

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Stereotype

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts đź‘–

Distance

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Hairline

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Hairline

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Mile

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

Hairline

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

Hairline

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.