Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
quit comical
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.