I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Ur forehead is soo big that I can’t even see ur hairline and ur stupid forehead face.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Your hairline is so back far it became a case
your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by will smith
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Megamind.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
