Fly jokes
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.