Flour

Flour Jokes

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, β€œLook Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, β€œGo tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, β€œLook Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, β€œNow, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, β€œI’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."