Five Nights jokes

Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Insomnia.

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.

The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.

With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.