First Jokes

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio

Police:come with me I’m taking you home orphan:well we need to find them first

Police:then I don’t need to take you home

on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."

You can't lose kahoot if you Kashoot the class first

I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest

what fall's first the emo or the leaf. the leaf the emo was hanging

What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?

Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.