Fictional Character jokes

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?

Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.