Fictional Character

Fictional Character Jokes

Orphan

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

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  • Yoda

    Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

    He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Self Harm

    You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

    Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

    Dad

    Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

    Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

    Pinocchio

    Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

    Centimeter

    If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

    Tarzan

    What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

    Nazrat.

    Ear

    How many ears does Captain Picard have?

    Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

    Batman

    If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

    "He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

    Pooh

    Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

    Toilet

    Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

    In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

    Cheesus

    "Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.