How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
YαΈ±now how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, Iβm pretty sure I donβt have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
