Fictional Character jokes

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.