I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Yeetus to the fetus
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
