Fetus jokes
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."