Fetus

Fetus Jokes

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.