Fetus jokes
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
Jakob's life.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.