Fetus jokes

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.

Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.