Fetus jokes

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.

Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

What is black and white and red all over?

An interracial abortion.