Fetus

Fetus Jokes

Race

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Abortion

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

Difference

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

Condom

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

Abortion

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Difference

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

Abortion

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Pregnancy

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Jew

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Abortion clinic

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.