Fetus jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.