Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
How did they Lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They Just Fell just like how it did in jenga.
( idc if its a bad joke ok )
Yo mama so fat she fell of both sides of the bed
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldn’t fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this I’m a window washer on the 8th floor I’m washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this I’m in a refrigerator...
what did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet!
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
yo mamma so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the floor cracked up
If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I fell in love with my teacher. Which is weird because I am home schooled
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What fell first the emo kid or the leaf the leaf caus the emo kid just hung
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
