I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
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What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
If r kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life R kelly: I feel you
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Why do orphans want to be criminals because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
A man and a child walk into the woods, the child turns to the man and says: "Mister, can we go home, it's getting late and I'm scared to walk home". The man turns to the child and says: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
How do you call a Goth with Feelings?Emomotional
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In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
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I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
