Feel Jokes

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

dear doctor

ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly Ray Palp

When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u

Slade must be WiFi... because i’m not feeling a CONNECTION

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips

YOUR SO POOR THAT HOMELESS PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU

Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away

i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming

How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter

If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!

True story by the way