Favorite candy jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Community talk
With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:
What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!