Favorite candy jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Community talk
With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:
What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!