Favorite candy jokes

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Mike and Ikes.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

What is God’s favorite candy?

Jesus Pieces.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.