Father jokes

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Why do orphans love church?

They finally have a father.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

Read my name.

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"