Father jokes
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Memes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Read my name.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎