Father jokes
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."