Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
My father can take a joke because he made one.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Read my name.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
