Father jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."