Father jokes
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Read my name.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.