Eminem: "He don't even know his own father Orphans: dang wish I could listen to that Eminem: atleast u have a rap God To call father
hi father i fail the class you mommy
Father's day is a dad joke
My father taught me a lesson of sex in hypothetical way. My stepmother gave me a lesson to how is going inside?
Why do orphins only have 363 days in year because there is no mother or fathers day
Kid says “are u a soldier”? Soldier says “mhm” kid says “i wanna be a soldier some day” soldier says “really”? The kid says “ye but, father says i don’t have the balls to be a soldier” “but he’s right ima FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
when is fathers day? 9 months before mothers day
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
Why do I f-uh-c-k my mom? Like father like son. #batabababa
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
A father of a young girl comes and meet the doctor. Father : Doctor...... How is my daughter's report ? Doctor : Congrats..... Your daughter is pregnant. Father : WTF ?????? Mt daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Father then the priest says son Holy Spirit amen.No I was asking you a question father
Your hairline Receded just like your father did years ago
What did a Jedi say to dark Vader your not my father I am yours
why is a preist called father its too weird to call them daddy
Orphan: Throws a boomarang Boomarang: comes back with his father Father: Goes to get milk
Why are there only 362 days in an orphans calendar? They don’t have Fathers, Mothers or family day
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
