Father jokes

Why do orphans love church?

They finally have a father.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

Read my name.

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.