Fat jokes
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
He's fat!
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Arden is so fat!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
My life </3 XD :'(
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.