Fat

Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."