Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
He's fat!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂