Fat jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
I'm a fat cow.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.