EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
I'm a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
