Fat jokes

EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”

The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”

What do a blonde and a cow have in common?

They're both fat af.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

I'm a fat cow.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.