Fat jokes
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
He's fat!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
My life </3 XD :'(
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.