Fat jokes
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.