Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.