Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Why is Seans fashion so poor, he’s retarded!
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
Why do blondes wear tight skirts? To keep their legs closed.
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
What does a house wear? a-dress
