Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
What the type of teacher who doesn’t fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter
Why did the butt fart? Because they don’t know the words
Q : What did the butt say to the face? A: It farted
why did the chicken cross the road?
the chicken next to him farted.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. “I don’t understand it, Doc”, she said, “I have this terrible, terrible gas”. “Thankfully”, she added, “they are at least silent when I fart”. Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. “I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!”, she yelled. The doctor said, “well, now that we’ve solved your hearing problem, let’s see what we can do about that gas”.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away
fart jokes are so popular cause they are real stinkers
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
an obese kid farts
how do ducks fart out there butt quack
What do you call a farting boxer???
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why. Me :Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.