What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
imagine if batman had a family reunion
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
