Family jokes
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
"Poo heads."
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Mom!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.