Family jokes
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
Your mom dot com.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Memes
When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!