Family jokes
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
which meme is the best
Orphan joke.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I'm gay and an orphan.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."