Family jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*