Family jokes

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

What flavor do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why do orphans love Christmas?

Because they build a home.

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!