Family jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Memes
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.