Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Family Jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
