Family jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Fatherless jokes.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Yo mama so fat,
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