Family jokes
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Memes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."