Family jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?