Family jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣