Family jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Orphans got me like: 😂
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!