Family jokes
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Orphans got me like: 😂
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What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.