Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
why do orphans cry cause they got no family
I love playing games with my family
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
