Family jokes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Mommy?
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.