Family jokes
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Memes
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.