Family jokes

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

Why can't orphans go on school trips?

"Parents signature _________"

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why do orphans love Christmas?

Because they build a home.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.