Family jokes
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!