Family jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?