Family jokes
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.