Family

Family jokes

Scoliosis

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

Orphan

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

Memes

Orphan

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Orphan

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Car Seat

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Orphan

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

Orphan

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

Earthquake

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"