Family jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Fatherless jokes.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."