Family jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Memes
Fatherless jokes.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.