Family jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"