Family jokes
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥