Family

Family jokes

Parent

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Orphan

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

Memes

Orphan

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

Orphan

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

Brother

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.