Family jokes
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*