Family jokes
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Memes
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.