Family jokes
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Anime memes replaced by breaking bad
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂