Family jokes
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Your dad has a huge PP.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.