Family jokes
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Yo mama so fat,
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Your dad has a huge PP.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.