Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Your dad has a huge PP.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.