Family jokes
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.