Family jokes
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."