When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
