Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.