Family jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Memes
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
You're adopted.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.