Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Memes
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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