Family jokes
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.