Family jokes
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
joe mama roast
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
My son.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.