Family jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Yo mama so fat,
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Fatherless jokes.