Family jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Memes
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt make a home run. πππππππππ
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your dad has a huge PP.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: Iβm gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: Μ\_(γ)_/ Μ