Family jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Your dad has a huge PP.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Memes
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.