Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Memes
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your mum isn't home.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"