Family jokes
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
I ate my mom.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."