Family jokes
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
My family.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.