Family jokes
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Memes
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
My family.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"