Family Jokes

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".

The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.

Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)

-Dark_Humor

roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to

What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing they haven't got family

DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?

A: I don't know... what?

DH: Kidnapped. :)

-Dark_Humor

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back

UNKNOWN

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.

Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"

Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them

Orphans are just wannabe children they want a family

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"

what do orphans parents and trees have in comon? it leafed

stop telling orphan jokes before they tell there parents o wait they dont have any please continue

Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant? BECAUSE IT WAS A FAMILY RESTURANT

Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama

why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back

Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!

What is the difference between a orphan and a blind kid

They both can’t see there parents😂😂😂😂😂