Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
