Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
