Family jokes
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.