Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. ππ
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why canβt orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.