Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Family Jokes
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Mom! (DYM 3)
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
