Family jokes
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.