Family

Family jokes

Add joke

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

Good luck, Jake.