Family jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Your mom.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Imagine not having a dad.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Mom (DYM 65).
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.