Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Family Jokes
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Mom! (DYM 22)
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
