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Family jokes

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

Good luck, Jake.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

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  • A father awaits the birth of his first child.

    The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."

    The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

    But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."

    The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

    Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."

    The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

    And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"