Family jokes
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Mommy?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
The thing my mom birthed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!