Family jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.