Family jokes

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple actually got picked.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.