Family jokes
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.