Family jokes
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?