Family jokes
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.