Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Your mom #69.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
