Family jokes
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kylin fucks his sister.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.