eye's jokes
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.